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tophatkurt: ophiuchustroll: ooohthatscrispy: brb-scarf-sale: http://fuckyeahricksantorum.tumblr.com/ what the christ SCREAMS this is the BEST BLGL OI HCACEV EVER SCREAMING

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me: wow we need to be closer like we used to be
friend: yea omfg seriously i miss you
 *don't talk for two months*
 *repeat cycle*

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hotbabysitter: Well… happy birthday Megan. wut

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arewebothcrazy: desterysmith: when i say shotgun you say wedding shotgun FARM GO MEAT

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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because.  Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN.  You can buy condoms by the dozens.  Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure."  Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours.  Here, try these.  They have ribs on them.  And this one glows in the dark!!  LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!  
Government: But seriously, you're a man.  You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.

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I’m going to be judged for this, but I feel horrible for the kid who shot his 5 classmates today. To be bullied so much, that you feel like shooting people is the answer, is incredibly sad. I know bullying will never stop, but I really wish people would understand what their words do to people.

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It’s funny watching people guess who “A” is on Pretty Little Liars. None of you read the books apparently. Spoiler: it’s the biggest disappointment/worst ending ever.

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